Govs, hookers and Toilet Seats

So our little Hooker, that Sptizer ...well "hooked" up with, is just a little ole NJ gal...and from right around the corner in Belmar.....ahh the Jersey Shore...sand, sun...and REAL FUN...alas, she went on to bigger and better plans....but I say good for her....she was working...although, I for one don't see that as work....moreso....a job you gotta love over and over an over...well, you get the picture.....ok....I'll be a bit sexist here...just cause I know some people would love to debate this...BUT..how many of you guys would mind having this type of job..."oh pleae, don't make me do that again".....I thought so....I know ladies, it's different for guys...and we men sure are glad :)

Now for something completely different (Monty Pythonish)....there was this lady, in Kansas..which happens to be where my cousin is residing...hmmm...anywho, this lady sat on her boyfriends toilet for 2 years.....yes, you heard right 2 friggin years....now, here's the deal.....again, sexist if you want......Guys, how many of you have had that certain meal, topped off by mass quantities of beer...you know the meal that demands you use the bathroom 1st and I mean 1st thing in the AM. And then.....you wait and sit...cause it's going to be a while before you get up off that seat......and the longer you sit, the more numb your legs get......well imagine that for 2 years...and then, her skin had grown around the seat so it had to be surgically removed.....holy "crap" :) And her boyfriend says he tried to convince her to leave the bathroom but she wouldn't.....now to the interesting part....if you HAVE seen the story, did you see the exquisite trailer they were living in.....it looks like a 1 bathroom place...so my question is for the boyfriend...DUDE, WTF???? I mean where did you do your business if your darling, and I'm assuming she is 1 purty girl, was occupying your only toilet for 2 years....but of course, if you've seen the trailer and it's surrounding local, you just know there has to be an outhouse close by...these folks were living the good life that's fur shure.....yee haa

Well, that's it for now, enjoy your Friday.