Dear "ABBY"

Ok, so I missed a couple of days...I know.....but I am such a busy person.....anyway

What makes people write to Dear Abby..I mean, is your life so pathetic that you have to ask a newspaper column writer what THEY think you should do about your "problems"? I've never understood why these people write in but have been amused by these losers....which brings me to the subject of todays rant

There's this 30 yr old guy who has been dating this 29 yr old teacher...for get this, a whole 7 months....true love there indeed...you can already see my 1st problem...DUDE, you are a 30 yr old GUY and you are writing to Dear Abby...WTF? I'm just wondering how you got anyone, of any species, to date you if you are inclined to write to Dear Abby....but I digress...he goes on to say, that he was attracted to her the 1st time he saw her....again, you're a guy, of course you were attracted to her instantly..all us guys are.....of course we rarely know what color eyes they have till much later on...or even if they have a head..you get my drift...anywho...the dude says, over the past few months...yeah dumbass, he's "bonded" with ehr family.....you're kidding right....what a putz, and he'd like nothing more than to make her his wife...again, WTF??????? Dude, if you are writing to Dear Abby, I'm guessing you haven't even gotten her clothes off yet, so where in that pinhead of yours did the decision to marry this other loser come from..yikes

So, pinhead and his new girl, I'm thinking his only, go out to dinner and she tells him she wants a break....she's doesn't have "closure" from her previous relationship, of 6 years...translation, at least her former would put out, not like this dickless wonder....anyway...he's distraught and hasn't talked to her since...translation, she won't answer the 50 phone calls from him daily.....and he wants Abby to tell HIM how long he should go without making contact with her....uh, dumbass, you won't ever, unless it's in court when she signs the restraining order.....what a Freaking idiot....and he's 30...boy is he fucked.....

well, anyway, I think we'll make this a permenant part of the Blog....maybe instead of "dear Abby" which of course I can't use....maybe, we'll call it, "Dear Clueless"....what do you all think